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Doolios were a band that existed in 2014. They released their debut single '9 lives' in the UK. They were expected to be touring around North Korea in late 2014 but it was cancelled because it didn't fit Kim Jong Un's music taste. They are widely considered to be the greatest music group of all time.
"hey, shall we play some Minecraft?"
"no, I'd rather listen to doolios"
Doolios by makooger May 4, 2020
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Dolinski Syndrome 

A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.

Symptoms of DS include:

-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior

-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."
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dolliosis 

A rare sickdom for guys that are gay, and play with dolls.
Wow, Scotty has a severe case of dolliosis!

Hoolios Doolios 

Annoying dickheads use this to mean yes. Used especially to annoy extremely talented badminton players
D:Can you play on monday?
E: hoolios doolios
D: fucking answer the question..y or n
Hoolios Doolios by Masterbadminton October 18, 2017
dolish;

1) An endearing term for some one who is damn right great
in basically every way

2) A term to refer to your best friend as
1) God I am so jealous of that girl she is like totally a Dolish

2) Yeh she's one of my oldest Dolish's, I bloody love her
Dolish by allthelovers June 27, 2010
Someone who lives a significant part of his or her life on the dole.
Some fucking dolist scumbag broke into my car and stole my toll change
Dolist by Tevia July 30, 2009

dogliosia 

it's a rare disease, commonly found in dogs. Commonly treated with hot cheetos, snake venom and cancer. Symptoms are; bloody nose, pointy head, mountain climbing, eating stale bread, and farting. The cause is eating too much black licorice. Pronounced (dog - li - O - sis)
"my dog has dogliosia"
dogliosia by chickenbaby April 7, 2017