Dogbirded

The opposite of catfish. When a person is lead to believe a false identity, but in reality they get more than what they had bargained for.

Did you hear how Dave got dogbirded?! The 5 he thought he was talking to turned out to be a 10! WAAAYY out of his league!

or

Mark finally got to meet the girl he had been talking to online. Turns out she was a celebrity looking for an honest and loyal man.

by flamingle July 16, 2016

Dogbird

The opposite of a catfish

She was so much hotter than her photos on tinder. I got dogbirded.

by ABadbooty1 December 15, 2016

Dogbird

1.The opposite of a catfish.

2. When your internet date looks better in person, than their profile.

My date was way better looking than I expected. I totally got dogbirded!

by Thewagonbackedbandit August 3, 2020

Dogbird

A sex postion where the woman slurps the man's sperm and then spits it back in the man's mouth
Can also mean a woman putting an egg in her vagina and shitting it into a man's mouth

'Yesterday I had some amazing sex, I got dogbirded'
'Damn bro I'm so jealous'

by dicelle March 13, 2021

dogbird

Opposite of catfish. Catfish attracts, Dogbird repels.

"Cindy this guy keeps liking all of my insta pics and he's so gross."

"Post this totally nast pic of ashley from when she got smashed and broke a heel and tag it as yourself."
"You mean dogbird him?"
"I mean dogbird him."

by Pinkmatter April 19, 2016

Dogbird

The opposite/reverse of catfishing: someone who looks better in real life compared to their images.

A: I met up with my online girlfriend.
B: How'd she look?
A: Great! Even prettier in real life, she really dogbirded me.

by noturfav October 10, 2022

Dogbird

The opposite of a catfish someone who looks ugly every day but is actually really hot when they wear clothes that fit

The girl from school is a real dogbird. Did you see her at prom?!? HOTTIE WITH A BODY

by Ayeeeisme March 28, 2020