An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.
by topwise September 4, 2019
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An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity
Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."
by Well sick dog fucker November 1, 2008
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The act of some dumb american prays on little children and does the sucky fucky to his pener.
Mate you a dog nonce

no u
by bakebakeoni April 20, 2018
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When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.
Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.
by metaldan123 October 20, 2015
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A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
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UK slang - particularly used around Lincolnshire - to describe one who is overly passionate about both their own and others dogs.
"That Matt is a right dog-nonce"
by Poiuut March 6, 2020
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An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive
Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce
by Capybatman January 25, 2020
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