Dogs are think that are fat shits and always want your attention:if you don't give them attention the will fucking go and die in a hole.They take up your space and eat your food like pigs(and people say they are loyal).
by Holytrc October 2, 2019
by kkfhlggerg October 2, 2006
A best friend. Always there. Doesn't ask for more than a scratch on the back or a pat on the belly...
by pmunkyandpals October 12, 2008
teacher: Where's your homework?
student: My dog ate it.
teacher: Come see me at lunch.
Dog: You got PWND, Bitch!
student: My dog ate it.
teacher: Come see me at lunch.
Dog: You got PWND, Bitch!
by dog eats hmwrk guy October 2, 2013
by Kate Smith April 19, 2007
Dog is Duane Lee Chapman, owner of Da Kine Bail Bonds in Honolulu and self-proclaimed "Greatest Bounty Hunter in the World." Six thousand-plus captures over the past two decades have earned this highly intense, charismatic ex-con and born-again Christian such a distinction.
He is the modern-day Billy the Kid - minus all the weaponry. "Regulators," he'll often bellow to his supporting cast of bounty hunters, which often includes family members and friends, "mount up!"
He's also the king of comebacks - a modern-day hero who was once a zero after serving time in a Texas prison for first-degree murder. It's a conviction he claims was unfounded and later candidly discusses, for the first time ever, with Midweek.
"I am what rehabilitation stands for," claims the man who's been profiled on such TV shows as The Learning Channel's Secret World of Bounty Hunters and Court TV's Anatomy of a Crime, and whose Predator's Predator column at www.crime.com receives a bevy of hits on a daily basis. "I did time in prison, and that made my mother and father - not to mention the public - very ashamed of me."
And so as part of his penance, he vowed to help make America a safer place for all.
He is the modern-day Billy the Kid - minus all the weaponry. "Regulators," he'll often bellow to his supporting cast of bounty hunters, which often includes family members and friends, "mount up!"
He's also the king of comebacks - a modern-day hero who was once a zero after serving time in a Texas prison for first-degree murder. It's a conviction he claims was unfounded and later candidly discusses, for the first time ever, with Midweek.
"I am what rehabilitation stands for," claims the man who's been profiled on such TV shows as The Learning Channel's Secret World of Bounty Hunters and Court TV's Anatomy of a Crime, and whose Predator's Predator column at www.crime.com receives a bevy of hits on a daily basis. "I did time in prison, and that made my mother and father - not to mention the public - very ashamed of me."
And so as part of his penance, he vowed to help make America a safer place for all.
by Jonny Armstrong June 3, 2005
by Smiffy Dubz tm August 24, 2007