doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 18, 2008

Do Bits Society

When it’s too early for sex so you just end up doin’ bits.

“Did Eyal join the Do Bits Society?”
“The man is CEO and Chairman. He’s doing bitttttts with Megan.”

by Clong June 27, 2018

Doing It For the Bit

An unhealthy ideology. Following a joke beyond all definitions of humor, sanity, and practicality.

Walking in on ones of the boys having sex with another man:
"Don't worry dude, I'm doing it for the bit!"

by Coco PEartree October 30, 2023

DBS ( Do Bits Society)

Popularised by Wes from Love Island. This is a club you would join much like the 'Mile High Club' when you are promiscuous in bed. Also known as 2nd Base

Trevor: Fam, you in da DBS ( Do Bits Society)

Dave: Yeah Brah, I got my fingers in the pie

by Tequiila July 31, 2018

we do a little bit of trolling...

trolling time

we do a little bit of trolling...

by fgegggdgsdfgsdfg February 20, 2023

Do you like a bit of cormar?

Do you want it up the arse right to the hilt?

Cormar Do you want it up the arse right to the hilt? Do you like a bit of cormar?

by Floppytodger October 5, 2022