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Divett44
Divett44 is the account on twitter, only known by few to drunk tweet. He will occasionally reply ‘aired g’ to any tweet at all, without reason. He is also a Manchester United fan, which shows how deluded he really is. Nevertheless he is one of the more likeable accounts on football twitter, and seems to never sober up
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dick divet
that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.
bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig
dick divet by Mangina Man April 16, 2008
Divett
Divett is the term used to describe mental retardation as the result of being dropped at birth. It is usually considered normal for a "Divett" to grow up in the foster care of wild animals. Divetts will never fully mature.
Divett by E. N. The WOW Mashta April 7, 2007
Divetender
The hardworking bartender at your favorite hole-in-the-wall bar. If you're lucky, they're hot and love to flirt, but most of the time they're a bit worse for the wear. Which is understandable considering the drunken, abusive clientele they have to put up with all day long.
Our divetender at the Poop Deck on Thursday night had a great turd cutter and a perfect set of blouse mounds.
Divetender by motor( . )( . )boat July 2, 2011
Dusty Divet
Dusty Divet by ITzTheReaper June 1, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026