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The hardworking bartender at your favorite hole-in-the-wall bar. If you're lucky, they're hot and love to flirt, but most of the time they're a bit worse for the wear. Which is understandable considering the drunken, abusive clientele they have to put up with all day long.
Our divetender at the Poop Deck on Thursday night had a great turd cutter and a perfect set of blouse mounds.
by motor( . )( . )boat July 01, 2011
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