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Ditlev is the kind of guy that you see in a bar, and instantly know what you're looking at.
Shy, no social skills (unless there is some alcohol in his system) and least of all fully on retarded.
This lanky fucker will suck dick for a penny and scare you (due to the fact he looks like slenderman).
Shy, no social skills (unless there is some alcohol in his system) and least of all fully on retarded.
This lanky fucker will suck dick for a penny and scare you (due to the fact he looks like slenderman).
Anders: We shouldn't be in the woods at this time...
Kalle: Yea i know, i've heard rumors about slenderman running around and grooming young boys around here.
Anders: Nah that's just Ditlev -_-
Kalle: Yea i know, i've heard rumors about slenderman running around and grooming young boys around here.
Anders: Nah that's just Ditlev -_-
by My parents mistake August 23, 2022
A person, whom is so cooked in the head, that he is very stupid. Ditlev complains about everything, and even more when he is in Italy. Ditlev is so stupid he bought 2 wedges, without even having a golf bag, such stupidness. When people set their life goals, they think "Don't be a Ditlev Helmuth". Fuck Ditlev Helmuth.
by DitlevHelmuthHater69 September 28, 2022
A Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen, is a definition that describes something so ugly and gay, that James Charles is straight compared to a "Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen". Furthermore it describes someone who is cooking to the max. In addition, a person who is a"Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen", is one who relies on their mother's money. If possible, stay away from people who fits this utmost terrific, disgusting and terrifying description.
Holy god damn dude, I just met the most ugly stupid person, I am sure he was a "Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen", LETS RUN AWAY!
by Stonilover December 8, 2022