look up any word, like bootylicious:
1. Ditch Doctor
An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.
I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car
2. Ditch Doctor
a homo who spelunks the anus.
James Darlington
by dick fitswell Aug 22, 2003 add a video
rss and gcal