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The biggest cock-block in all existence. Ever.
"I wish I could date that blogger."
"Don't you guys live over 3,000 miles away?"
"Yeah..."
"Distance is such a cock-block."
by an angry Internet user October 09, 2011
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A big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, Bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like "i miss you!" or "my day is always worse with out you like today! =("

Guy; distance sucks =(
girl; EWWWIE DISTANCE!!!
by rawr man! June 20, 2006
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An excuse that one person in a relationship uses to dump another, often cover for other problems in the relationship that said person will not admit.
"It's not that I don't love you, I just can't handle the distance."
by /\/ May 05, 2006
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the difficult, but important, period of time after a breakup were the two involved do not have contact in an attempt to regain a sense of themselves.
i think i need some distance in order to figure our who i am without you.
by simonmax October 28, 2011
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I'm so tired of distance.

Distance always finds a way to make everything more difficult.
by distantt April 08, 2013
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Stupid stupid word and thing that slowly kills peopl.e It really sucks and shouldn't exist.
Distance sucks
by Distance hater June 06, 2017
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