An excuse that one person in a relationship uses to dump another, often cover for other problems in the relationship that said person will not admit.
"It's not that I don't love you, I just can't handle the distance."
by /\/ May 5, 2006
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When one spots a dime from a distance and up close, she's a straight uggo.
Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."

Aryeh: "That sucks, man"
by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009
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The entirety of a game, race, length, or sexual encounter.
McNabb threw one for the distance with 10 seconds to go and the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Joey told Katie that he would finally be able to go the distance this time, but once again he "blew it" before the game even started.
by Nick D January 27, 2004
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Not to be confused with Distance (measurement).

Distance is an atmospheric platformer horror racing game published by Refract Studios on December 9, 2014. The game originally started as a Kickstarter project, with the goal of 125,000 USD.

Distance is split into 3 distinct modes:
1) Campaign
2) Sprint
3) Challenge

The Campaign has 3 different storylines: Adventure, Lost to Echoes, and Nexus. Adventure has you driving from Sector 17 to Sector 01a, avoiding all the dangerous traps and distractions the game may throw at you.

Lost to Echoes is a near 1:1 recreation to Team Refract's original game, Nitronic Rush (which, you can still download!). Lost to Echoes has you navigating through a neon-baked cityscape as you delve deeper into the city, eventually discovering what happened.

Nexus is an oddball. Nexus has you driving through 3 challenging levels, with the intent of uploading a data package to a server.

Sprint Mode is a PvP focused mode, where drivers attempt to get the fastest possible times on a track.

Challenge is similar to sprint mode, whereas instead of spaced out checkpoints, the tracks are short (30s-1min) with no checkpoints.

And now, the car. You play as the Spectrum (everyone calls it the Refractor), an ai-powered car. The car has 4 distinct abilities: Boosting, Flight, Jumping, and Rotating.

Distance is an amazing game, I highly suggest you check it out! It's about 20$ on Steam, and it's worth the money!
John) "Yo, did you play Distance?"
Adam) "Yeah I did, I mainly played Sprint mode, but now I'm trying out Challenge!"
John) "Sweet. How many medals do you have?"
Adam) "About 300, getting to 400 though!"

Dave) "Hey, did you check out Trackmogrify yet?"
Rose) "No I didn't yet, but it's on my to-do list!"
by TheFortyAnomaly July 17, 2023
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A term used to describe when somebody takes a long time to orgasm, usually when somebody of the male species has sex with a woman long enough for her to orgasm more than once. One who can not go the distance is a minute man.
Oh man, Listen to her moan! I think he's going the distance!
by John E. Danger January 23, 2004
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the worst period of time in a friendship, relationship etc. When one person wants to dump the other they say that they want distance to get rid of them. Often causes a lot of pain and the feeling of heartbreak.
He said he wanted distance from me because he didn't like the way I acted.
by lmarig144103 December 26, 2017
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Jim distanced from me yesterday. He said 'it was him not me' - I hate that line.
by kip seeks September 2, 2010
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