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dyspunctual 

not punctual, chronically late, inconsiderate of others time
Jodi" where is he?, he is never here when he says he will be, that is one of the things that I can't tolerate."

Dean " I know its a long drive, but that fool is one dyspunctual guy"
dyspunctual by Matt-NM April 4, 2011

dispunctualism 

The chronic condition of being late for everything in life, continuously, despite your best efforts.
I am sorry I late, I suffer from dispunctualism.
dispunctualism by RelloK April 23, 2017

dispunctured 

a mixture of dislocated and punctured. usually in the knee region. often caused by stabbing and jiggling.
You dispunctured my knee you bastard!
dispunctured by Dizzle fur Shizzle October 11, 2006

distinctual

when you instinctively feel something is distinct than all others you've met or experienced before
he was distinctually strong compared to all his previous opponents.
distinctual by Tofi1st May 27, 2026

distinctual

when you instinctively tell something is distinct than others or any of what you experienced before
he was distinctually strong
distinctual by Tofi1st May 27, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026