by Josh Smith April 29, 2004
When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño
by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020
Beef jerky with chocolate
by urbandicman December 6, 2008