Dirty Handy

When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.

Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!

Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!

Dirty Handy by BrianIvanORandy March 14, 2009

Dirty Hand Shakes

Rocky, Indie, Blues band hailing from Northern Scotland. Popular in the early 00's during their 5 year career before woman, booze and lack of interest got in the way.

Wow did you see the Dirty Hand Shakes last night they were awesome.

Dirty Hand Shakes by POW The Phantom September 23, 2011

dirty haidyn 

When you fuck your hampster so hard it dies

Dude did you hear why Eli isn’t here?
No, why?
Apparently he did a dirty Haidyn

dirty haidyn by Bruh bathe April 17, 2021

Dirty Hand Syndrome 

Usually a product of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this syndrome refers to those days when your hands never feel clean, no matter how many times you wash them. Throughout the day you will feel anxiety induced by an apparent mitten of filth that covers your hands. Remedies toward this syndrome: showering - merely washing your hands with soap and water will not suffice.

I've been suffering from Dirty Hand Syndrome all day...no matter how many times I wash them they never feel clean!

Dirty Hand Syndrome by anapvg5 April 22, 2010

Dirty Hand Cookie 

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.

The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.

Dirty Hand Cookie by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018

Dirtyrandy 

Someone that is really good at playing video games.

That guy is such a dirtyrandy.

Dirtyrandy by Durpay September 20, 2020