Dirty Calvin 

1. When a man pulls out and cums so hard he shoots into his own mouth, doesn't let it faze him, and pulls her down to kiss him, transferring the cum.

Last night we were having sex and, at the last minute, he pulled out and went dirty Calvin on me.

Dirty Calvin by Benyumin June 13, 2019

Dirty Calvin 

A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.

Ooooh your such a Dirty Calvin.

Dirty Calvin by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020

Dirty Calvin 

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

Dirty Calvin by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

dirty calvin 

When you and a female parter are having anal sex, she has to take a poop, so you pull out let her take the poop then you put it back up her buttox then u give her anal then you take the poop and put it in your buttox

" Oh damn! Me and that Bitch had a crazy night we had a dirty calvin"

dirty calvin by Zach Harrington January 11, 2009

Dirty Calvin Pirate 

Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”

“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”

Dirty Calvin Pirate by David Beatty May 21, 2019

Dirty Callin 

Typically in Sales with degenerate friends that on occasion support butt stuff. Occurs when A contractor engages and conducts sexual acts on someone with the intent to land more jobs within there community.

“I saw chuck in truck giving A dirty Callin to Nancy next door after he saw their patio needed A touch up”

Dirty Callin by TheLiability February 11, 2021

Dirty Calin 

When you swap the sacramental wine with red-dyed anal lube and then give it to the whole congregation.

That alter boy just did a dirty Calin.

Dirty Calin by Cayde'sonlyfans November 21, 2021