Definitions by Sharkpuncher

Dirty Calvin 

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

Dirty Calvin by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010