by Misconson September 9, 2009
...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
by imkite April 12, 2009
(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013
by The dirty dinosaur June 16, 2011