Dining Amnesia

At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.

A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?

by Summertimefun August 14, 2009

Whine and Dine

When a male/female eats a woman's vagina until they cry.

I'm gonna Whine and Dine Julie tonight ;)

by McDillster October 1, 2011

wine and dine

You fuckers have it all wrong. It is used as an expression to express your intentions with a female.
To "wine and dine" someone would be to take them out for an expensive dinner, with some expensive alcohol (not exclusively wine) and then to proceed with fucking the cunt off them.

It can also be used for us middle classed people. For example, instead of an expensive dinner, Mickey D's and a cheap ass flick.

I'm going to wine and dine that bitch from accounting. She's been asking for it all month.

by Tiddles Waterfall May 10, 2008

dining room

the room with no purpose

people walk through the dining room to get to the kitchen

by !!!!!FrAnKiE!!!!!! December 5, 2008

dine and dip

going to an event just for the free food (especially for a club/organization in which you are not involved) and leaving promptly after acquiring said food

Person 1: Dude, are you going to the event tonight? They're serving free food!
Person 2: Word? I wasn't gonna but imma just dine and dip then.

by og_gjacks April 6, 2016

Dining Hall

A place designed for college students to get food. In actuality it is place for freshman girls to wear no bra and show off their nipples and asses in very revealing clothes.

I went to the Dining Hall last night, the food sucked, but the freshman were fire.

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Swine and Dine

When your cousin from Texas got lonely on his farm so he fucked the family pig.

"Teddy got lonely the other day I reckon and pulled the ole swine and dine on Betsy."

by NotTheFakeJetGreen May 7, 2017