Dildor 

A mythological being whom is essentially a giant dildo. He uses a large cannon on the top of his head to shoot green/white projectiles toward his enemies/unsuspecting innocents.

Dildor's rampage left the town not only destroyed, but covered in sticky jizz, preventing all repairs for a while.

Dildor by Arthur Scott Stewart December 4, 2003

Dildor 

A person who's a dick (not literally, but could be) that often talks a lot and may fart deadly toxins into the air.

Man 1: Dude, that guy is totally a dildor.
Man 2: I get what you mean...
Dildor Guy: *loudly farts a wet one*
Man 1 & 2: REALLY?!
Man 1: Did you shit yourself, dildor?

Dildor by crazeGUY1515 March 30, 2013

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Dildorca

it is a small creature the size of a dildo that swims in chlorinated pools. If you see one in your pool do not engage. Call the police and animal control, (unless you want to be sexually whaled on. No pun intended.)

That slut went into a pool with a dildorca and didnt come out unharmed

Dildorca by Bobswaget71 July 23, 2014

dildo 

IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!

She likes dildos

dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015