5 definitions by Allahan

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A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.
Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?
by Allahan October 17, 2010

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what adults THINK kids say (adults try to use it to make them look cool) but that term went out in the 90s and it is a cool example of how outdated adults are
Adult Fukock: You is rad.
Me: Fuck off wrinkle-dicked tard.
by Allahan November 13, 2010

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(Noun 1) 1. A type of music with lots of yelling fuck and screaming and shit.
(Noun 2) 2. A person who wears a mohawk and a leather jacket with studs. Listens to punk.
(Adjective) 3. The fucking things sold by Hot Topic.
(Adverb 1) 4. Cool.
(Adverb 2) 5. A detestable person who is arrested a lot.
1. What the fuck is on your IPod, punk?
2. I don't need Lindsey! I'm gonna become a TOTAL PUNK!
3. Bob: Dude, I just went to HotTopic!

Me: Fuck off punk buyer.
4. I just kicked a trash can! I am so punk!
5. Fucking John just got arrested again. What a fucking puck!
by Allahan October 21, 2010

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when you fall in love with a girl and she don't even notice youre thare.
dude, i started cutting because i realized that my crush hated my fucking guts im just a poor fucking emo kid
by Allahan October 23, 2010

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Since all you retarted people out there who say I can't name names are so mentally retarted, I'll give you a REAL definition for once.OK, so there is a girl at my school named Nirvana Almon. She is the girl I mentioned in the 39th definition of "crush." As you can tell if you are not fucking disabled, I got a serious crush on this girl. But guess what? She doesn't know I'm THERE! And when she does she probably thinks I'm a stalker. This whole ordeal got me cutting.
Read the 39th definition for "crush" and find out more about Nirvana Almon.
by Allahan October 29, 2010

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