Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.
by J Malik January 30, 2006
Hey this isn't water! It must be diet water.
by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch October 4, 2009
The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.
Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"
Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"
Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"
by Hugh Gerection The Sixty-Ninth December 30, 2017
Person A: Hey! Wanna drink some Diet Water tonight with me?
Person B: No sorry, don’t really think any alcoholic drink is healthy
Person B: No sorry, don’t really think any alcoholic drink is healthy
by Hennessee November 12, 2019
by silly old bean June 26, 2009
Another word for tomfoolery or fuckery. It refers to a situation or something making no sense; such as, deit water witch makes no sense.
by E-pizzel August 20, 2018
by man im dead August 24, 2020