Urban Dictionary: Diet Cock

1.	Diet Cock
	Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure. Friend: "Are you having him tonight?" You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead." buy diet cock mugs & shirts celibate sex-free dildoes fake penis masturbation by Go Gurt Apr 11, 2011 add a video
2.	diet cock
	1. (informal.) diet coke 2. an unnaturally small penis, usually found only on midgets. 1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme) 2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.) buy diet cock mugs & shirts by gen Oct 6, 2003 add a video