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A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
Did you see the size of that Dick Weed? Man is this place full of Dick Weed's.
by G Man 79 January 28, 2007
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Apr 12
The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl
by Bittah pupil April 03, 2016
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a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool
this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed
by fcm09 August 01, 2009
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Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game
Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me
by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013
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A person whose penis is so inactive that it literally begins to grow weeds.
Dude is that Socrates over there? He's a big time dickweed. I can see shit growing in his pants.
by Rufusherewherethefuckismyphone September 24, 2010
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A type of weed that looks like a dick. It only grown on Pen Island, near the South China Sea.
Woah, that weed looks like a fucking dick. It must be a dickweed.
by Ragnan August 25, 2016
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Like a dickwad, only thinner.
by PearlFly March 14, 2013
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