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1.when you cut off your pubes and smoke it as if it were marijuana...hence the name "WEED"
i ran out of dope so a did a hit of dickweed instead
by gregnarkill December 06, 2006
 
1.
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
by Rusty616 October 11, 2006
 
2.
A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.
If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.
by George March 16, 2003
 
3.
A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.
by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013
 
4.
Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.
Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.
by jr3117 September 08, 2006
 
5.
1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant
Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!
by PamieLynne May 17, 2005
 
6.
A person who is sometimes mean
look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed
by Hellobello July 05, 2014
 
7.
A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
Did you see the size of that Dick Weed? Man is this place full of Dick Weed's.
by G Man 79 January 28, 2007