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1.
A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.
Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!
by douche-hater July 14, 2010
 
2.
An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.
I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.
by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004