Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!