Dick Rehab 

The act of going through dick rehab is getting very drunk, having sex with someone, regretting it, and in turn never drinking again.

"She went through dick rehab with Antwon and Tyler last night, she says she's never drinking ever again."

Dick Rehab by Oh Jesus. January 2, 2010

dick rehab 

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic

amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab

dick rehab by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021