Dick Pong 

A game created by some Canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. The game requires a Ping Pong ball and a Ping Pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. There is no real objective. The game caught the eye of the American public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as America's past time. The DPL (Dick Pong League) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on ESPN2 almost nightly, commentated by ESPN Dick Pong Analyst Scott van Pelt.

Guy 1: Fuck bro. I just hurt my dick.

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.

Guy 2: Damn.

Dick Pong by dickpongmaster69 May 2, 2012

roman sucks dick at cup pong 

this is the sum of this random kid named romans life. he cannot beat emma at gamepigeon cup pong for shit. maybe hes stoned, maybe hes buzzed. but even if hes sober, his abilities are limited.

roman: whats does urban dictionary say about “roman sucks dick at cup pong”

emma: im not sure but ill let u know

roman sucks dick at cup pong by emmarain106 October 21, 2018

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

simply a long insult

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Austin D August 30, 2006

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by kyle depenning December 14, 2006

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK 

THE MOTHER FUCKIN' ULTIMATE INSULT.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK by MATTPOWNS June 27, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007