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Dick Hopes 

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.
Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.
Dick Hopes by Dr. Don February 10, 2014
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Hoes gone be on your dick for that 

A phrase used to express how cool an action just made a person seem to you.
Tom:"You want to go to McDonald's?"
Tristian:"I don't have any money."
Tom:"I can spot you."
Tristian:"Man, Hoes gone be on your dick for that."
an insignificant amount, an amount not suitable for sufficient proficiency.
I have dickholes for internet connection.
dickholes by cocknswallow March 1, 2011

idiotic dickholes 

What most of you people on this website are.
You are all a bunch of idiotic dickholes.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026