The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.
It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.
by nomanbags August 19, 2010
Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.
Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?
Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?
by SoundsLikeBen February 27, 2019
Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.
Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009
A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.
by hallowedchris October 12, 2019