Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

Dick Doorknob by lolz126 September 1, 2009

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doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

doorknob dick by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

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Doorknob dick

When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.

Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick

Doorknob dick by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019

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Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.

Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!

Doorknob Dick by eliza04 April 27, 2025

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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