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Dick Cheney shot his old bastard friend in the face and played it off like it was an accident. what a badass
by Daniel Hennagir November 10, 2006
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a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.
Grant Bird O'Neill went to the piercing parlor and got a dick cheney.
by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 09, 2004
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A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.
"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."
by XthePirate April 28, 2007
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"The Dick Cheney" - (noun) a sexual position in which your partner is giving you head and you pull your tool out and shoot her in the face.
"My ho was giving my a scraper last night and I gave her the Dick Cheney."
by Keni March 05, 2006
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A fucking chickenhawk, who dodged Vietnam thanks to his senator daddy, who along with President Moron (another chickenhawk) thought he knew enough about war to send many, many of our troops to their untimely, unjustified deaths.
1) Ever heard CCR's "Fortunate Son"? Well, I'm almost certain the band was referring to Bush and Cheney, both of whom dodged the Vietnam War thanks to their rich, politician daddies.

2) What ever happened to Dick Cheney, man? He's been like MIA this last few months. Guess the republicans figured he was a very bad influence, and perhaps more hated by AMericans than Bush, and could be a liability for McCain's campaign that they asked him to hide.
by Chad VanderGriff April 23, 2008
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A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney
Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney
by Mike November 01, 2003
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1. to shoot in the face by accident

2. to shoot in the face.
And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.
by LinusUrgo July 10, 2008
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