1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)

a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick
Dich Cheney before he dicks you
by Hilario October 5, 2004
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-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb.

-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.

- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.

-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.

-Former CEO of Haliburton.
They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...
by TBnJ04 August 6, 2004
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He is Emperor palpatine. The man who bosses around Darth vader (see George W. Bush)
DickCheney's alias is Emperor Palpatine, and George Bush's alias is Darth vader.
by Wangsta Hippie November 19, 2004
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Exactly what he is. Also can be used as an insult.
Look at that DICK Cheney over there.
Dumbass: hay letz go be hiporcites and say we're uber kewl christians but then carry gunz n then shoot people lawl

Smart Person: Shut up Dick Cheney
by Kewlppl August 6, 2005
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The fucker who shot that lawyer and covered it up for about a day .

He is also the guy with his hand up bushes puppet ass making him do whatever the hell he wants
fuck man that guy dick cheney just shot a guy in the face
by random man April 19, 2006
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Pacemaker on legs.

Also see; George Bush
Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run..
by *Dee* March 20, 2006
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Dick Cheney: "Nono, that doesn't apply to me. As the vice-president, I technically belong to neither the executive NOR the legislative branch."
by Juggles4 April 13, 2008
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