'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.
"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"
"Dick Cheese"
by eraserdoubles August 30, 2022
grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
by paul August 4, 2004
When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018
The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.
This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.
This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.
by Frog123123123 November 3, 2015
the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end
by Gryphon Rider August 15, 2009
dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.
Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!!
Flaming Dragon: ..............................
Flaming Dragon: ..............................
by Batifly January 31, 2011
gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.
by BigWang May 8, 2003