Someone who isn't very clever, especially with numbers.
Teacher: Timmy, what is 2+2?

Timmy: Erm well, I don't think that's the question we should be asking.

Teacher: Answer the question Timmy.

Timmy: My position on this has always been clear, the answer isn't important. What is important is how we ask the question.

Teacher: FFS Timmy. What is 2+2? It isn't rocket science.

Timmy: Well, erm, it's about 12 when I last checked.

Teacher: 12? Are you sure,?

Timmy: Sorry, erm, yes, I mean 12 is an answer to a question that I might het asked and j think.it's important that we acknowledge that.

Teacher: Fuck me Timmy, you're such a Dianne Abbott.
by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 3, 2019
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