3 definitions by Not Much Matches Mansfield

Doing a Boris

Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.

In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.

Ian was being a hard ass but Gaz was doing a Boris.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019

Dianne Abbott

Someone who isn't very clever, especially with numbers.

Teacher: Timmy, what is 2+2?

Timmy: Erm well, I don't think that's the question we should be asking.

Teacher: Answer the question Timmy.

Timmy: My position on this has always been clear, the answer isn't important. What is important is how we ask the question.

Teacher: FFS Timmy. What is 2+2? It isn't rocket science.

Timmy: Well, erm, it's about 12 when I last checked.

Teacher: 12? Are you sure,?

Timmy: Sorry, erm, yes, I mean 12 is an answer to a question that I might het asked and j think.it's important that we acknowledge that.

Teacher: Fuck me Timmy, you're such a Dianne Abbott.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 3, 2019

Corbyn

A traitorous cunt.

Someone who goes against a democratically made decision for their own personal gain.

Mum: why didn't you go to the cinema Billy?

Billy: well we all decided we were going to then Charnley decided to do a Corbyn and fucked it up for everyone just so he could finger Dianne again.

Mum: what a cunt.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019