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doucherie 

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie
doucherie by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010

Deuterize 

when women have surgery to have their uteris removed.
She can no longer have children, she's been deuterized.
Deuterize by P.Crandell September 14, 2006

douchenize 

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.
douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.
douchenize by Le douche February 9, 2005

doucherize 

VERB: To change someone or something into a douche, or that of a douche.
Adam wore my leather jacket and doucherized it. Now I look like a fag in it.

deucemizer

Someone who is amazingly skilled at something a pro at something.
Dude that kid is a fuckin deucemizer at NBA jam, you see his freethrow?
deucemizer by pepin December 12, 2004

L'eau de doucherie 

Self-explanatory- smells like an asshole or douchebag.
L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche bag + random French word cherie)

Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"