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1. Deucer
Deucer- A female weighing over 200 pounds.
Mary is a deucer; she weighs over 200 pounds.
by Rob Aug 30, 2003 add a video
2. deucer
one who drops deuces
You are such a deucer! It smells in here
3. deucer
A double shot of hard alcohol
All those deucers put me to the ground
by AoTiKo Sep 7, 2005 add a video
4. deucer
to take a drap. derivd from the childish, 'going number two'
i have to go take a wicked deucer
by adan hecht May 29, 2004 add a video
5. deucer
a DUI/DWI. comes from police code for drunk driving which is a 502 (deuce coming from the 2 on the end of 502).
dude i got a deucer last night and im getting my license suspended. this sucks.
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