Deuce of Spades

An unusually black and tarry load of feces. Extension of drop a deuceOrigination: Deuce = "#2"; Spades = a suit of 13 cards in a standard 52-card deck

Matt dropped a deuce of spades that was so black and sticky, the highway department could've paved over that pothole on Elm Street with it.

Deuce of Spades by ExitRamp June 23, 2004

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Deuce of Spades

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

Deuce of Spades by The Big G June 25, 2004

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Deuce of Spades • Deuce of Ages • Deuce of Clubs • Deuce of Hazzard • Deuce of nods on the back seat • quarter of deuce • Jacked Full of Deuce • played the deuce from the bottom of the deck • Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. • Ace of Deuces