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To take a large dump on someones car hood or windshield.
When Bob found out that his girlfriend was sleeping with his old roomate, he left a Detroit Steamer on her new Nissan
by M Opps January 13, 2007
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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see Hot Carl.

When a person takes a dump on another person's face. The dumpee may or may not have saran wrap covering their face.
We decided to do something different, so I gave her a Detroit Steamer.
by a guy February 21, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When someone defecates on the naked chest of another in the dead of winter, causing the feces to steam.
I'm not sure, but I think I gave this random chick a Detroit Steamer last night at Jason's party.
by M-Dogg82 November 24, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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