desperate

willing to date anyone, no matter what.

you must be so desperate to date him.

by LoveShawnMendes February 7, 2017

Desperation

Sometimes used to provoke the opposite sex by not going to the bathroom and arousing the other sex when the said person who was practicing desperation pissed themselves.

Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.

by BumofBerwick91 August 21, 2006

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 19, 2003

desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

desperate

a guy who gets punked and or used by a woman.

did you see that kid sonny get chumped by that bitch? that was some desperate shit.

by gringos October 14, 2007

Desperational

Adjective used to describe an action or series of actions characterised by a feeling of desperation. Can be used to describe an event or series of events in either a past, present or future tense.

First coined by Australian former Rugby League player and current sports commentator Corey Parker during a game between South Sydney Rabbitohs and Western Suburbs Tigers during the 2021 NRL season on April 17th.

“It was a desperational moment when the opposing team nearly scored”

by Orinjamba April 18, 2021

Desperate

People who write or look up urban dictionary definitions of good things about their name to take their mind off the fact they rank among the scum of the earth.

Example I

"Oh look Sebastian, this UD entry says that I'm handsome and cool."

"Sounds like someone needs to get hit by a bus... Big time."

Example II

"Hey I want to write about how great the name Lenny is!"

"Wow, you're a desperate piece of garbage"

by Randall The Harmless Neighbor July 17, 2014