Verb, to tuck away any unwanted or stubborn solidified manhood, ie: typically a morning action where by a...most often... male hopes to avoid an awkward entry to a morning meeting or lecture hall.
Possibly on the way out of House Zeta Epsilon "What's the matter Mike?,' 'Nah it's nothing man I'm just stopping some mornin wood, I'm DeShlonging this bitch."
Or
"Dude, last night was low key totally lit I mean dude Jessica was all over me' 'She wanted it?" "Yea man she was hella turnt so I just seized the chance to get de shlonged, it was dope
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)