Desearch

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to perform some deep research i.e. facebook creep

to be a good desearcher, one must go offline so people won't see that you've been on 6 hours straight.

Quita:"Chris got who pregnant ?!?"

Dave: "Some girl; I'll do some desearch to find out"

Desearch by Elle & The Boss July 22, 2009

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desearch

What started as a typo now means the act of conducting large amounts if research to back up your incorrect beliefs with cherry-picked, mistaken and/or outright falsified info.

“After much desearch, QAnon concluded that Manafort was actually working for Hillary.”

desearch by schmear August 23, 2018

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Desearch

To prevent someone or something from being found or searched for by removing or blocking them at the search engine level.

Person 1: What happened to Alex Jones? I can't find anything on him.

Person 2: Oh, didn't you hear? Every search engine had to desearch him.

Desearch by brobiwanzenobi March 14, 2019

De-search

Skimming a topic reading a maximum of five lines and then thinking you know everything about it.

You didn't even De-search before blurting out that insanely stupid shit.

De-search by Realistic Nihilist March 11, 2015

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026