by Derpy Turtle April 17, 2014
Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.
by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017
A mutate of the Succubus and Harpy. A not so endangered species that is mate-hungry, and it's mating call is "Wanna F**k?" or "Got any Drugs?". The Herpis Derpis Maximus has a high rate of vaginal and anal infections. These infections can spread via mating and there goal is to infect anyone and everyone in the world. You can tell the animal is weak when it rubs its nose and sniffles a lot. They travel in flocks. The rate of spreading the infections is a pandemic indeed.
by Adam Zapyl September 18, 2012
A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!
Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!
by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011
We be gettin derpy tonighttt!!!!
by LOLOLOLOL!11 January 17, 2011
When you are making out and simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
by MR. C3 October 4, 2021
When you are making out with your partner and after they put their tongue in your mouth, simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
by MR. C3 October 4, 2021