To be out with your friends at a bar very late at night and at the last minute you still manage to pull the hottest girl in the place
It was just us standing around all night until I Derek Jetered this girl that we all had hot balls for.
by Gross Tony March 7, 2008
A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.
Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."
Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."
Objective fan #1: "I agree."
Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."
Objective fan #1: "I agree."
by Timothy Riel October 14, 2008
The starting shortstop and captain of the New York Yankees, arguably the best clutch hitter in baseball. As well as going back and forth for the American League lead in batting average in 2006, he is also the leading candidate for the league's Most Valuable Player award. He is considered by most to be a future hall of famer, and is one of the most revered and highly regarded Yankees of all-time.
Derek Jeter came up big in the clutch yet again, with a 2 out, 9th inning double, propelling the Yankees to their sixth straight win.
by dool325 September 17, 2006
Is only the hottest player in Baseball (A-rod is close) But is awesome when under pressure. Just remember damn Boston fans who has more championships!
The best shortstop in baseball history
The best shortstop in baseball history
by Melissa Braun January 12, 2005
A contest in which two guys’ rectums are connected with a rubber tube and both guys eat twelve boxes of raisins; the first person to produce enough pressure to burst the other guy’s colon, wins.
Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.
by hebpro October 20, 2007
A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.
Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.
Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.
by steve from May 3, 2007