A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
when you are stuck at home for the last 3-4 months , at first you think its great but after a month in you feel incredibly bored , lonely , tired and unmotivated to leave your bed because theirs no point to wakening up if your just going too wake up and feed the same daily cycle
by tired weeb August 8, 2020
Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
by RetroBonez May 17, 2020
by Rgamer March 3, 2023
in Don't depress december depressi don't want to cry. being depressed is not good for you. happy Don't depress december
being defined like not allowed to cry
being defined like not allowed to cry
by Trond-Vegard Soltvedt November 26, 2019
by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022
A Tropical Depression is a kind of storm that forms in the ocean. It’s wind speeds has 38mph wind speeds. However it can grow into a Tropical Storm or even a hurricane.
by zerrobees July 17, 2021