by Vamorim May 26, 2023
another term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in a military setting. See also amphibious assault and bombing mission.
I have to go deploy some troops before the meeting starts.
by DocP October 21, 2006
Inserting a shot glass in a women's vagina and pouring vodka in it and putting salt on the ass and licking it before you take a shot.
It's for a deployed soilder
by ToeSucker99 March 19, 2017
I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.
by Sakeenah October 10, 2009
where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story
Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang
Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo
Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo
by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018
by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023