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One of the most overrated cities in this country. Home of the Columbine shootings, John Ramsey killing, multiple church shootings, Ludlow massacre, etc. due to all the sickos that live in Colorado. The suicide rate is twice as high as the national average for a reason. Denver itself only boasts a population of 500,000, while the suburbs have more than 2,000,000. Most of the suburbs are filled with white, countrywood morons who don't know the definition of passing in the left lane. The people are extremely clicky, closed minded, and then act like they are better than you. Don't tell anyone that you are from another state, or else be resented by the milehighness snobs. The city itself is completely overpriced, with bums begging for change on every corner. Downtown itself is nice, when compared to shitholes like Kansas City or Detroit, but otherwise it's full of snobs with stiff attitudes and assholes. The women are ugly as hell and think they are god's gift on earth. The city is completely dead every night, except when the Broncos win a game or the Rockies make the playoffs. Lodo is another gentrified neighborhood filled with yuppies and guppies needing a sense of direction. The rest of the city is full of people working for 8 dollars an hour while living with 5 roommates and hitting the bong every night.The mountain cities (Aspen, Vail, Breckenridge, etc.) is the real Colorado. Otherwise, have fun in Denver, where the cowtown mentality still exists. The kids in Denver are usually trying to act hard after moving from a bigger shithole state like Nebraska or Kansas. To them, cowtown Denver, is cosmopolitan. But if you put one of the undercover hill billy kids in a real city like Los Angeles, New York, Dallas, Houston, Las Vegas, Philly, etc. they'll get chewed up and spit out. Denver is for those who want to pretend they are in a big city but can't handle a real city with diversity, culture, momentum, progress, etc.
I was driving in Denver last week, and everyone was driving 10 miles below the speed limit, staring at me, as I passed their buckets on the right.

Denver! The biggest cowtown in this country! Where everyone had a chip on their shoulder.
by Michael R. Brown January 02, 2008
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Denver is the sickest place to most of us it is the illest,,. ha ok so over here(WESTSIDE DENVER)(10th&Fedz) we are some chill ass mofoz,,we ride till we die, we get our money and mind our own buisness (thugz only)people here that don't probably aint from denver they just moved here. i like to call those immagrants,,,no not us mexicans or anything just nasty people that don't belong here. Take notice that we are a mile higher,,,and we most deff stay higher. We smoke pot, drink, bombers are good;) coke is a must, we work our asses off all day,study and go to school,,and at night we do what we do. gangs,crews,all that shit is a no no, its FAMILY&FRIENDs FOREVER. We live for the music,money,bitchez,drugs,sex!cars,,and basicly on the fast lane, we live fast die pretty. We do us and thats that.The bass is bad;) clubs,raves,anything,,that bass make your bitch cream her panies. So yes we love to party and get crazy but we are serious about buisness when it comes down to business step aside and let us handle our business:)
Denver is sexy!
by DankOner April 30, 2011
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Term used in place of 'fk buddy', 'booty call' or 'friend with benefits'; 'Denver' is drawn from the late 80's cartoon 'Denver the last Dinosaur'.

The Theme tune lyrics are 'Denver the last Dinosaur: He's my friend and a whole lot more'.
''Hi, Mate, fancy coming shopping later?'

'Sorry- I'm seeing Denver'
by Ting Ting Panda King November 10, 2009
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A term for female anatomy. Vagina, usually unshaven.
1) She had a beautiful dripping denver.
2) I was totally bending denver when her mom busted in the room.
by bending denver October 16, 2008
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Known as the mile high city, with a bunch of stuck up yuppies in the city and nothing but slow drivers. Suprisingly a new gang city, gangs from L.A. and Mexico are now coming into denver with an expected 12,000 new gang member in colorado in the last year. Drug running, drive by shootings, Weapon trading, and gang wars are all now becoming very common to denver, it has become another gang city. Though it aint nothin like Jamaica Queens!
Yo colorado full of gangs now, it gang city over there, everyday denver become more dangerous

Ex. I never been to Denver but my cuz went there for like a month he said ay day there be like 10 drive bys
by TheDogIsOut May 20, 2008
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Nicknamed Mile High City for being exactly 5280 feet above sea level. It's a typical midwestern city with mountains. A lot of wanna-be gangsta's pretend Denver's hard and die for a street they never heard of. Even DJ Quik noted how Denver wants to be like Compton. It's full of mile high snobs and mountain hicks who think Burt Reynold jeans are always in style. It's also home to the stockyards show and rodeo's. Denver makes Dallas look like Miami. Crumbling roads, cracked windshields, constant brown clouds, people drive like they are in a funeral escort, more SUV's per capita than any other state, overpriced housing, asshole cops, speed traps everywhere, snow storms that shut the backwards city down, stuck up rude snobs, define Denver.
"I don't think they know, they too crazy for their own good
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"

"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches

Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>
by Salvacia February 22, 2007
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pretty much the most awesomest bf you could ever have, unless ur hailly who has ben. usually has dark hair and green and brown eyes. has one dimple. can always make people laugh. and is mr. sporty mc sport pants
Katlyn: I have a Denver for a boyfriend!
...: I wish I had one of those!
by lalalalaalalalalalala April 07, 2009
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