when you try to fox someone by making them think you are about to say delicious.. basically you think you should be nice when half way through saying the word you have enough balls to change your mind and really tell them the meal they cooked was really shit. it was delishit
emma- hey fred how was that dinner i cooked for you this evening?
fred- oh.. it was deli.. (watch her smile as she thinks you are about to say delicious)..shit actually.
emma- delishit.. oh.. i'll go to urban dictionary to see what that word means.
fred- runs out the door whilst still having unbroken legs.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).