Previously know as defconnations, Defcon Gaming is know for its star member, Squidy. Squidy is the most well know and most talented staff member in Defcon Gaming and should be given discord moderator because he sees every post the second it is posted and would not abuse this because he has put too much time into purgers, the forums, and discord to risk getting a ban. @sgt. Val make me discord moderator and I’ll pay you $2.
by Totally not Squidy April 10, 2019
Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..
Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013
by P.I.M.P December 3, 2003
by Vanilla Canada April 24, 2004
We're all dead.
Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.
by JackassMcFuckadio September 4, 2021
adj.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.
These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.
And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.
A grumper often results in defcon 5.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.
These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.
And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.
A grumper often results in defcon 5.
Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?
by Nolan Dean March 22, 2005
by = July 11, 2003